Hmm…

I’ve just noticed this. The hit counter rate is actually quite high. I’ve about 120 – 150 unique hits a day for this blog. So I’m thinking in terms of sales strategies. You call up 10 guys for an appointment, 3 would be interested to meet up and only 1 would take up the offer. So it’s a great opportunity for me to slut certain things to the masses if you'd consider 120 -150 people the masses.

1) Based on the abovementioned sales strategy, only 10% will take up the offer. So I’d see at least 12 of your asses next Monday at Bar None for The Love Experiment’s show.

2) If every reader were to contribute 10 cents to me on a daily basis, that’d be around SGD3.00 a month from each of you guys. 150 x SGD3.00 = SGD450.00. Which is quite a bit of money. These are the few options which I can spend the money on.

a. Taking more girls on more expensive dates. Oi, you at the back, stop sniggering. I saw that!

b. Get more gear. I’m thinking of getting a 41 key MIDI keyboard controller. Do I know how to play the keyboards? HELL NO!!! Would playing and serenading a chick with Coldplay’s ‘The Scientist’ score you immense brownie points with her? HELL YES!!!

c. If not, there is always other gear to get on a monthly basis. I need a new guitar amplifier for starters.

Okay kids, let’s get this ‘Donate 10cents daily to the Evil Lair’ fund thing started already!!!